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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 74 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We use one very old software package. Every modern one asks "save? Yes/no". This one asks "discard? Yes/no". And out of habit you tend to click yes to save it. I warn every junior for this trap, but they all fall for it at least once.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Button naming standards are written in the blood of junior engineers (by the senior engineers)

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 27 points 4 days ago

This would improve most documents.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Who needs UX/UI people. I'm full stack baby!"

Makes this.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is a simple copy/paste error. Cut the hate.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

There is no cut option here. I can either save the hate or trash it - what do you prefer?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fuck QA. I'M FUUULL STAAAAAAACK!

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 16 points 4 days ago

Save to /dev/null

[–] M137@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

This is what happens in your brain when you tell yourself to remember something.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 4 days ago

Took me a second.

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

gemini logo in the bottom right corner???

i checked the twitter account and it's in russian. i guess they used nano banana to translate the text in an image of text. beautiful

Not going to lie, It took me a second.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

I had a password retrieval this week that asked me to enter my old password to set a new password.

And now this.

Oh well. We are all doomed.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

Thats where I saved my hopes and dreams.

Classic people using the recycle bin to save important stuff