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[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I have a really good body of a pig. 😤

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 6 days ago

This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago
[–] BlueZen@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

How about a parcheesi tournament?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] moody@lemmings.world 9 points 6 days ago
[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

”you’re getting a new car?”

Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I never understood that joke. What's an "aar"?

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Or her parents promised this really great, handsome, successful man so they could have grandbabies, named Aaron

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

The first three segments of an aardvark.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I think she means if she got B’s her parents would buy her a bar. She got C’s, so replace the b in bar with a c and you get car.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I get that part but I still don't get the joke. Cause what would have happened if she got As?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Her parents knew the chances of her getting A’s

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 21 points 6 days ago

"Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you"

[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 16 points 6 days ago

Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these for him while he's gone.

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 15 points 6 days ago

(When moving Moonrocks back to the moon) I don't even need my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

[–] Azathoth@fedia.io 13 points 6 days ago
[–] Awa@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

The one you posted is probably the best.

Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me:

Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow!

Amy A : I am not evil!

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 13 points 6 days ago

What's rent?

[–] miked@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago

It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 6 days ago

...i'm from mars...

[–] erie09@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Yesh he would.