It's dolomite, baby!
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I'm 40% dolomite!
PAZUZU!!!
Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.
Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"
I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity
(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is "Good news! I'm still technically alive, yes"
"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"
"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."
He has spells?!
Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
Defend the fire!
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.
you sound like my tennis instructor
IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T IT?!
He's teriyaki style
"I was going to eat that mummy."
Aww I expected someone to have died
News, everyone.
Fuck you everyone!