It's dolomite, baby!
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I'm 40% dolomite!
Goodbye, cruel world!
Goodbye, cruel lamp!
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…
Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.
PAZUZU!!!
(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is "Good news! I'm still technically alive, yes"
Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"
I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity
"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"
"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.
IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T IT?!
He has spells?!
you sound like my tennis instructor
Defend the fire!
He's teriyaki style
Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
"I was going to eat that mummy."
Aww I expected someone to have died
News, everyone.
Fuck you everyone!