I'm gonna call the police... right after I flush some things
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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That’s no cigar! And it’s not mine!
We apologize. With nice, cheap, words.
My manwich!
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Switzerland is small and neutral! We're more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Not a single line, but I like his song about being a bureaucrat
That song is also adjacent to one of my most quoted lines from Futurama, from Bureaucrat, Grade 1: “You are technically correct. The very best kind of correct.”
Requisition me a beat!
Is there any meat this man can't jerk?!
I'm just glad my fat ugly momma isn't alive to see this day.
Sweet Guinea pig of Winnipeg!
Sweet bongo of the Congo!
Sweet... *visibly shaken* something... of something or other
The scene where the entire crew is in the airlock and Hermes is standing by the button with everyone begging him to free them.
He kind of thinks about it for a second, shrugs, and goes "mm, ok".
That's my favorite line, followed closely by "That just raises further questions" from the manwich episode.
Professor: Not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them!
Hermes: I call it Caribbean Drano.
When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.
Mine is also from the "Born to be a Bureaucrat" song but it's the "born to be all obsessive and snotty. I made my friends and relations fill long applications to get into my tenth birthday party" part.
This is probably in my top 5 episodes. I remind myself of that maxim often when i witness the behaviour of others.
"Like my fat mama used to say: if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself."
"Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space."
Proud of you? You ruined us with sleazy business practices and a complete disregard for human decency.
Of course we're proud of you!
Gorilla of Manila!
"Ew! A big fat roach!"
"What? I thought I put that away!"
We call it Caribbean Draino.
Good luck to everybody except Zoidberg
Tally me banana!
"How low can you go?"
Because he was an olympic gold medalist in limbo.
