For example, if you go for coffee and forget to come back to work, this child will say what was said when you were not in the hall, and will say who you should counter-attack.
Is this really not the onion?
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It sounds like Albania needs a new Minister of Virtual Contraceptives. Because either something horrible happened to Diella (their AI bot 'Minister') or she's very horny and very digitally fertile.
My question is: who are the fathers? Did she have a gang-bang with ChatGPT, Claude, DeepSeek, Qwen, Grok, Zuckerberg, Data, T-1000, et al?
"Digitally fertile" sounds like the name of some super fucked up band that only makes music about suffering.
It's also fun if you think of digitally in the sense of fingers.
Alright, who fucked the computer?
- Pumpkin
- Washing Machine
- Computer
It's a natural progression, which only leaves one suspect.
surely nothing wrong can happen when you let your country be run by AI
Nice try but you’re not going to out-stupid our head of state. 🫡🇺🇸🤡
This is clearly an attempt at tightening the dictatorship. Why elect representatives when you can replace all of the positions with AI bots that you control?