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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

It's not my fault that Buttle's ~~heart condition~~ penis didn't appear on Tuttle's file!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds like malicious compliance imo

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 week ago

Hey God why do you allow parents to name their children shit like Laker?

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