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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

It really sounds like somebody in the Queen Creek School District wanted to make a political issue out of him. Presumably, as cited in the article, the state law they pointed to enacted in 2022, which mandates that school sports teams must be designated “based on the biological sex of the students who participate” in the sport. It doesn't matter where you are in the political aisle, it's pretty shameless to exploit this politically, even if it's just so they can go "look at how senseless this law is!" by making an issue out of its strictest interpretation.

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

On one hand, poor guy. On the other, if he's any good the girls' team is going to sweep whatever competitions they enter.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It would be pure awesome if he got out there and kicked ass. Teenage me would have fucking run with this whole mess.

"Oh no! PLEASE don't make me hang out with the cute athletic girls! PLEASE don't make me share their locker room!"

Kid should waltz into the locker room, casually strip down and shower. Can you imagine the howls of outrage?! Preface the act by telling the girls his plan so none feel harassed. They can all be turned around on the other end of the room, waiting outside, whatever, the perception and headlines are all that counts.

If you get down to it, he only need walk out with wet hair and have the girls scream and point. God I would have had a blast fucking the administration over.

And just what would the school system do about it? "You told me I'm a girl so I'm acting accordingly. Suck it."

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 week ago

Last year, Laker reportedly won a conference championship for the wrestling team at the school.

I wouldn't blame him if he doesn't compete feeling that it's unfair for everyone else.

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[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'm genuinely curious what happens for example if this cis gender boy wants to get married with a cis gender girl. Would that be a gay marriage (I dunno what is the correct term). And if they are in a state where it's not allowed, how does it go?

(I am not from US. I assume union of same sex is not fully accepted and every state and/or community have different laws and practices)

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[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

So does he have to use the girls' bathroom, also??

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What absolute moron is running that school district?

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is it possible they are hoping it gets attention to show how stupid the law is?

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would guess they're just trying really hard to avoid triggering Trump's wrath. A discrimination lawsuit is comparatively small to the devastation you can get from running afoul of the most powerful dictator in history

Not only could the school and state potentially lose all federal education funding, but Trump may go after the school administrators personally. He's been rather successful lately at going after anyone he disagrees with. Political opponents like Comey and Bolton. Judges like the Oregon one that blocked the National Guard deployments, or the immigration judges that refused to simply dismiss asylum cases without hearing them. Even just random individuals that happen to be negatively mentioned on Fox News have been increasingly under extra-judicial attack by the president

America is now a nation by, and for, Trump

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