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[–] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

PUSSY! This is not tiktok .world boy, stop censoring shit for no reason.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is the title of the original article. There’s no need to berate our fellow lemmings for verbatim quotes.

[–] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then they should have uncensored the title out of spite of censorship

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “Pocky” at Mar-a-Lago

Are you happy, now?

[–] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

What an ugly name for the mikado biscuits, I would say as "Potty" as the project 2025 creator

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I know right! For f**ks sake.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Language police is on the case I see

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I called Paw Patrol first but they've stopped taking my calls...

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.

Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Birds of a feather rape kids together.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sounds like he hasn't changed since epstein island

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 31 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of "Realistic Butthead".

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are they all the same person?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 1 week ago

And what happened to him/her?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

collapsed inline media

How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Whoa, NFSW tag that!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I did it all for the nussy.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think those are all too old for his crew

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I'm choosing the couch

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

You just know they are still raping little girls but with way better secrecy.

[–] Sparrow_1029@programming.dev 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I appreciated that the article quickly turned to "SO WHERE ARE THE FILES" lol

Do you think they'll ever actually be released? *sigh

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

If they were actually released, would you actually trust anything this regime produces?

[–] hammertime@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Vought’s wife divorced him?? You don’t say? 🤣

[–] tal@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Vought, a self-described Christian nationalist

Instead, Trump was fixated on getting the recently divorced Vought laid

A new Great Awakening, I see. Society's morals shall be restored to their proper place.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Seems to me like he's trying to reboot his late buddy's sex island...

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He is so fucking gross. Like, just vomit inducing.

I hate this timeline.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Agree on the ultra gross part.

But the "timeline" stuff is getting pretty worn out. It just softens things, like this is just some story we're reading, but there are potentially others.

It's reality. That's it. There's no other timeline.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I don't know but I'm glad OP wasn't showing me any words related to female genitalia because it would ruin my day and make me less likely to buy awesome new clothes on TEMU™

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah yes, the party of Christian family values.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 6 points 1 week ago

Well, that's precisely the kind of class, tact and gentlemanly behavior I'd expect from Trump.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No I think it's patty, like food.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Where is Jeffrey when you need him?

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tal@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
$ grep ^p...y$ /usr/share/dict/words
paddy
palmy
palsy
pansy
panty
parry
party
pasty
patsy
patty
penny
peony
peppy
perky
pesky
petty
phony
picky
piety
piggy
pigmy
pinky
pithy
poesy
pokey
poppy
potty
pricy
privy
prosy
proxy
pudgy
puffy
pulpy
puppy
pushy
pussy
putty
pygmy
$
[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excellent, get an upvote

"Puberty" isnt in the dict?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The search was for exactly 3 letters in between

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