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[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's level, not flat. Measuring flat-ness is a whole different complexity and ball game.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

You mean a whole different disc game.

[–] LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Yep, we use laser trackers at work to define flatness. I'm sure that much isn't required, but it's down to .003in, so pretty flat and it's fast. But that's a literal laser instrument designed to do such things and costs 250k. I guess you could with a faro arm or romer arm, but again, those are still 10s of thousands of dollars. CMM? Those can get reeeaaallly pricy

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Some ancient Greek nerd calculating the earth's circumference by measuring shadows: Am I a joke to you?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

I'm going to stop saying it's level

Now: it's correctly tangential to the Earth

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's flat all across the globe

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

The haversine formula is more accurate than a straight line in measuring distances around the size of cities or zip codes. Geodesics are even more accurate because they take into account the stretching around the equator, both require curved earths to calculate more accurate distances than flat calculations. But obviously math, especially addition, is a conspiracy to cover the truth of the Time Cube™. /s

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Can it find my level? I lost it 🥺