I used to love dairy and milk. Now I'm lactose intolerant. Drinking milk means destroying another toilet these days.
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Meanwhile Americans still eating fucking eggs like Gaston, and freaking out whenever the price goes up because they have a dozen a day.
Dude had 60 eggs every morning. That means there's basically an entire henhouse dedicated to his breakfast.
Meanwhile, in town there's a woman panicking to get just a few eggs, and the rest of the food in town seems overpriced.
Gaston was wrecking the local economy with his appetite.
Instead gen z have to deal with parents who give them bleach enemas to prevent autism.
To be fair, that does sound like it would cure autism.
What a coincidence! That's how I caught my autism!
Also, the youngest gen Z is 13. Alpha is the one getting it now.
This has been going on for longer than now.
Yeah, I remember hearing about it around ten years ago or so. They called it “miracle mineral solution” or something. Had FaceBook groups where they’d post pictures of their kid’s shed intestinal lining and claimed it was the “parasite” that caused Autism. And had posts where they’d give each other tips on how best to lie to the CPS workers when they came knocking.
A gallon is either 4.5 ℓ in the UK or 3.8 ℓ in the US, or it might be used figuratively to just mean "a lot".
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