It's probably hungry, feed it a mouse.
The actual best thing to do, apart from getting professional help, would probably setting the climate control to the lowest temperature to make the snake slow and sluggish before doing anything else.
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It’s probably hungry, feed it a mouse.
That's the neat part. If you have snakes indoors somewhere, it's probably because you already have mice. Mr. nope-noodle there is just taking up residence at the buffet.
I thought it was sufficiently slow and sluggish already, you know, C is always been faster.