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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

An architect's building can last several hundred years. A programmers genius logic becomes obsolete in three years.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the fools rushed code is still there a decade later...

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

You nailed it.

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not going to lie, that last one is the hardest thing for me.

After years of trades i always loved having a physical thing you can touch and feel at the end of the day. I'm in university for tech, and i'm still struggling with the lack of achievement. I don't often get to see someone use a thing I worked on, so it kinda feels like I spent a lot of time doing nothing.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It puts food on your table so you don't fucking starve, you little unappreciative shit.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My kid seems to get the connection between my job and our accommodations, but they'd still rather I play with them.

They once introduced me to a teacher by saying "this is my dad. He likes working. And money!"

The (quite young, probably barely in her twenties) teacher considered this for a moment, then said "well... I guess my parents do, too."

You should explain to the little ones that your boss wants a certain amount of work every week, and if he doesn't get it, he'll get mad and won't give you any money at all

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago