You can tell it’s the Onion because Trump can’t count.
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It would be more believable if it said he was keeping count on his fingers.
And asked the SECDEF to give him a hand or two once he got past 10
To be fair the media was probably keeping a better tally because some of what that dude was saying was a little bit racist
“Media paparazzi chases fat general after Hegseth speech, says “It’s the Beardos, not me”
More at eleven.
He got to three several times.