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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can tell it’s the Onion because Trump can’t count.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It would be more believable if it said he was keeping count on his fingers.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

And asked the SECDEF to give him a hand or two once he got past 10

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

To be fair the media was probably keeping a better tally because some of what that dude was saying was a little bit racist

“Media paparazzi chases fat general after Hegseth speech, says “It’s the Beardos, not me”

More at eleven.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

He got to three several times.