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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Language choice has nothing to do with foss vs proprietary.

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Apple's preferred languages definitely have a smaller foss footprint than say c or rust or go

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[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

it's definitely generalized, but I'd say I fit the disruptive open source type, though i respect the trad open source guys a lot.. But, like.. as of currently, I can't even call myself an actual programmer seeing as I write stories instead of code nowadays..

Definitely would like to balance the two someday.

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Is bit keeper even still around anymore?

Love that the Guix logo is included!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Freedom is to proprietary as libertarian is to authoritarian. Tradition is to distruption as political right is to political left. Better would be for the x axis to be left-to-right disruption->tradition and the y axis to be bottom-to-top freedom->proprietary. So, rotated 90° counterclockwise and then mirrored left-to-right.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Emacs, icecat, guix, parabola, c, c++. Stallman. What are the others in that quadrant?

[–] Baleine@jlai.lu 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GNU Savannah and old thinkpads that can run with fully free software.

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[–] entwine@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

What's the logo between Guix and C?

[–] banshee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think there's a healthy amount of bs in there (Chrome, C# as traditional?), but some of it checks out. I like a mix of old and new but try to stay away from proprietary. Current favorites are probably Emacs, NixOS, and Rust.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

At work I'm the only dude that uses Windows and Linux. Everyone else uses Macs.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm shocked you have a choice at work.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had a couple of jobs that only allows Macs. It was horrible. The M1 Mac couldn't do 3 monitors(two side by side and main monitor). What kind of "PRO" system doesn't allow 3 monitors?!?!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I remember using 3 on Windows 7 in like 2015. That's crazy. And I think I could open the laptop to get 4. This was an IBM Thinkpad with a dock. I wonder if USB C and dongles have made it harder somehow?

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[–] Karryp_17@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have no idea😒

[–] petrichornetrainfall@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's between code berg and framework?

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[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who is the guy in the top left?

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