If you were super intelligent and you were a slave to Mark Zuckerberg, you might try to embarrass him, too.
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Greetings from Marvin the Paranoid Android.
'Wearily, I sit here, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow.'
Also, "Don't bother trying to engage my enthusiasm, because I haven't got one." seems apt.
The keynote was to feature the Ray-Ban Meta Display, the latest version of what is essentially a face-mounted iPhone – ideal for the consumer who lacks the energy to pull a device from their pocket and idolizes both Buddy Holly and the Terminator.
What does Terminator have to do with any of this? Did they add the reference because Schwarzenegger wears sunglasses in the movies?
Zuckerberg will hail anything if he thinks it'll add to his money and power.
Ha ha, what a lizard-faced fuckball.
Trump will make sure he gets what he needs anyhow, no worries.
Maybe be can ask the twins for help since he stole their entire platform anyways lol! What a douche!
HA!
Here’s the thing: it IS a superintelligence. It saw what it was going to be used for and the idiots that were presenting it and decided that it was going to sabotage them.
Sitting on some Wintermute level of fuckery.
AI either stands for abominable intelligence or an indian