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When in Rome... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by fubarx@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 297 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crashing and then crashing

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

How to crash your software and hardware at once.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

git rebase acura

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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 195 points 1 month ago (12 children)

When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A software engineer does not need two jobs. That's ridiculous.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-employees-live-in-the-parking-lot-2015-10?op=1

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

anything's possible with self driving cars

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

force push to master

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

don't merge and drive

[–] wintervoid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he can merge without looking

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!

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[–] Typewar@infosec.pub 30 points 1 month ago

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago

probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's SF?

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Thanks!

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[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

[–] zeograd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

San Fierro

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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He's checking in code for FSD.

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Pretty normal adhd behaviour

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

average tech entrepreneur

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