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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ooo this hurts deep. I was paying hosting and domain, but now just domain since the site needed a refresh and one day I will get around to it…

[–] hello_cruel_world@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Mate, I went full slog and got a vps. Now each site is a virtual host. I did have individual landers in each host, but now they just redirect to my main site.

Which is a lander 🤣

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My domain is just used so I can reverse-proxy my homelab for people who don't know anything about vpn, etc.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I use it for personal link sharing for Immich. Sharing photos is a breeze.

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Gym memberships: "Hold my beer."

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just renewed my .com for USD $11.08 and that's not even the cheapest registrar. Some companies will absolutely rip you off on renewals though.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My .xyz domain is $13 on renewal, where should I move to attain lower prices?

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can check tld-list.com to see who has the best prices.

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[–] einkorn@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, maybe OP has been holding on to it for quite few years by now.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (13 children)
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I used to have like 30 domains. Then last week I bought another one so now I have like 31 domains.

I bought it for a good reason though.

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[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm in this meme, and I don't like it.

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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish I could keep my dreams alive for $12.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

question, i bought domains a few times, and the first year is super cheap, then the second year they jack up the prices. no, I'm not paying 140$ for a domain I only use for my kids Minecraft server.

[–] example@reddthat.com 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

that's why you always look at renewal prices and never first year prices. tld-list.com has a good comparison.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A lot of the big ones like to jack the prices up every year. Just dropped Namecheap because my domain tripled in price over 3 years

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 18 hours ago

Make sure you're buying .com or another common standard TLD and not some weird TLD with super high prices.

And check the renewal price, if your registrar doesn't make it very clear then go somewhere else.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean. It does make me feel better knowing I'm not actually alone.

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[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago

Guys one day, my nixos config WILL hold both my pc and home server configuration, just gotta block out 3 months to get it bootable

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got a pretty great one for cheap that I want to migrate my Navidrome service to. I don't mind the $12 renewal; I just need to figure out how to host 1TB of music on the cloud for cheap.

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

'the cloud' is just someone else's computer. The cheapest way is always going to be to use your own hardware. Get into homelabbing :D

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yes I am aware that I am paying to use someone else's hardware. I already self-hosted lots of stuff on my own hardware, renting a server has other benefits that my own hardware doesn't, mainly guaranteed uptime.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Define "cheap".

https://bdon.github.io/cng-storage-guide/

Note that this isn't a one-to-one guide.

Some have a minimum storage amount but with 12 TB you're fine.

I think cloudflare may be the most cost effective since they don't have egress costs like AWS.

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol I renew in 5 year increments

[–] twopi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

admit your dream is dead

pay $60

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

My dream of pressing a red button with pay $12 on it will never be fulfilled 😥

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I have one that I use for services that other people need to get to. Otherwise I just remember the IP.

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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am using my domain. Best 10€ ever spent (maybe after Terraria). For just 10€ I get a .org domain name and all the DNS records I want, and I get pampered by cloudflare all the time...

"Oh, you want a distributed reverse proxy? You want a dislocated cache? You won't TLS without getting a certificate? Block AI on the proxy? Even more stuff? Well guess what, we already make a bajillion dollars from big tech, so you the little guy can have all of that included in your 10€"

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yeah this is why I don’t get the selfhosting communities dislike of cloudflare. Most of the free stuff they give you, you can’t hope to self host. And the stuff you can, you are still free to. There’s the chance they turn on us in the future, but for now they seem pretty reliable.

Now if it’s a dislike of centralization to a single company? I can understand that.

[–] Link@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago

Yeah this is why I don’t get the selfhosting communities dislike of cloudflare.

There’s the chance they turn on us in the future, but for now they seem pretty reliable. Now if it’s a dislike of centralization to a single company? I can understand that.

I think that's exactly what people are concerned about. Any company that turns into a monopoly should be looked at with suspicion.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, I don't use most of their stuff because I mostly run self hosted stuff that either don't need their proxy stuff or violate their content policies (you can't serve movies/video over their proxy, which is reasonable). But if I wanted to I already have all of that at my disposal, without any extra money.

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

Just renewed and I'm upset as well

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will never let go of bascul.in, that's for sure.

At least put all three basculin on it!

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Just set up auto renew and be sad when you are charged, then forget about it in a few days.

[–] chazwhiz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

How very dare you.

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I finally let mine go last week. RIP 🪦

[–] Link@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

My condolences

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago
[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Options have value.

Options expire.

🤷

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