Basically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
(www.rawstory.com)
All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...
In a a few generations it'll be Trump/Musk/Thiel/Altman etc. as the subjects of that thought experiment.
Too wide for a real Hitler mustache.
Also he's not a skinny vegetarian.
He looks like a guy that makes a mean carbonara.
Lol
Back in 2010, Richard Herring's Edinburgh show was Hitler Moustache, and it was very funny.
I can't imagine Jones was being particularly funny though.
He looks like the guy that snitches to the worksite foreman when you take a long lunch break (5 minutes over).
I can just say he fucking dumb Alexie Jonsie looks like with his dumb lil moustache.
Rofl. Is everyone in the right wing trying to get in on distracting from the Epstein Files (and the fact he didn't kill himself)? Is that how shithawks try to impress their leaders now?