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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

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I mean a comedian already did pretty much the best set about it you're ever going to get as an entire special

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I couldn’t read the article on mobile because it keeps jumping around as ads load and change

Thanks raw story for making so much money off a Hitler stunt. Surely the there’s no lib hypocrisy in that

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Truth in advertising!

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...

Dumbest timeline

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.

[–] Kben@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Really? I had no idea!

Alex Jones obviously bad mental health issues but lately he really went off the deep end. I'd almost feel sorry for the dude, almost...

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Guarantee you he shaved most of his facial hair just before he went live, then finished the rest after he was done.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus, some people really will do anything for attention. Its just a shame so many are giving it to him.

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I'm gonna go on twatter and spew how angry I am that some loser did this. I'm absolutely sure that's not what he wants at all

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.

What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.

So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Michael Jordan stache

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