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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 152 points 5 days ago (2 children)

People in a field shoot without reguard to what's in the direction of the bullets they are firing. Kids flee, a coach is shot and someone thought they should blame the baseball field builders lol. Mate if you fire a gun and there is any reasonable belief that bullet can strike something other than your target, you should be charged with shooting at that object.

To me that means attempting to kill that coach/kids.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 111 points 5 days ago (12 children)

If you fire a gun, you are 100% responsible for the bullet, full stop.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Especially if the bullet doesn't full stop into the target or a barrier behind it.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago
[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 days ago (20 children)

What if you're at a paid indoor range and your bullet goes through the back stop wall because the range cheaped out?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's not what happened here, though, is it.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Sounds like they are getting charged

The Waller County Sheriff's Office said it was now pursuing dangerous conduct charges against three people suspected of firing off guns nearby.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 78 points 4 days ago (5 children)

There isn't even an actual gun range; just an empty field people are known shoot guns at. And the outrage seems misplaced that the baseball diamond should be shutdown instead of shutting down dipshits firing guns in the field next to it.

[–] propofool@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Listed in maps as a shooting range... For the Katy police department...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago

Fuck The Police!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Police training drills are getting too realistic.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you're shooting a gun you are responsible for where the bullets end up.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Unless you're Dick Cheney, and then the guy who caught the buckshot in his face will apologize for getting his face in the way of your shotgun.

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Who builds a gun range in a way that bullets can escape if shot from appropriate positions?

[–] LyD@lemmy.ca 91 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (24 children)

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I am pretty sure this is the gun range and you're supposed to shoot in the direction of the blue arrow. That big mound of earth is where the targets would be and is supposed to catch stray bullets. Something tells me that redneck fuckery was involved.

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Found it on Google maps, I think I was right.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 70 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's frankly amazing that this very pertinent information you revealed after the briefest of Google searches isn't included in the "official" reporting.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hey!

HEY!

Journalism is hard, ok?

jfc what a joke

[–] Steve@startrek.website 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

JFC they were shooting uprange to make this happen

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Supposedly the shooters weren't on that property at all.

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[–] rljkeimig@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

The article says that the people who were shooting weren't on the shooting range property, so it was probably just some morons shooting guns in an unsafe location who and direction who can't be bothered to use the shooting range. Hopefully the range, were they to actually use it as intended, has proper berms and backstops to keep any rounds from going an unsafe direction.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 18 points 5 days ago

They didn’t, the headline is shit and they shouldn’t have included that quote, because the gunfire came from a property that wasn’t the gun range.

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

OH Texas. That explains it.

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 days ago (6 children)
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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But a Sheriff's Office spokesperson told Houston Public Media that the suspected shooters were actually not on that property during the incident.

The gunshots didn't come from the gun range at all.

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Everybody born in the land of the free (TM) ©️* knows this is no place for a ball park, but instead it's perfect for a school yard.

*Conditions apply

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[–] josefo@leminal.space 26 points 4 days ago

What a fucked up backwards country

[–] lack@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Sounds like they were playing at Charlie Kirk memorial field

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They should just supply every Texan with bulletproof armour and helmets and make it mandatory that they should wear them at all times .... because there is a high likelihood that they might get shot either intentionally or accidentally.

As a non-American, it sounds like this should be the uniform issued at birth or at least when (if?) kids reach school age. I say “if” because vaccines are being outlawed. Technically body armour is just another kind of vaccine though, no?

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Same people who build summer camps for children in a known active flood plain.

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Before opening this article... Let me guess? Texas

Update: Yep Texas

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There’s one near an elementary school in our fucking town.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This was texas, why didn't the good guys with guns fire back.

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[–] gary@piefed.world 9 points 5 days ago

This is the most 'merican thing I've read all day

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Years ago, 90s or before, they were having a big pro golf tournament in my city. One of the players went to a local Walmart, and just before they entered the store, they were shot and badly injured.

After a LOT of investigation (they'll do that for famous people, not the rest of us), they discovered that a couple of guys were target shooting in the woods next to the Walmart, and one of their bullets had cleared every tree, branch, and impediment between them and Walmart, a long distance away. I seem to remember that they were nearly a mile away.

They were so far away that even when they saw the story of the shooting on TV, it didn't occur to them that they could be responsible, because they were so far away.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm in Little Rock, AR and on holidays or special occasions, people just go fire guns off into the air from their doorsteps or back yards. I have a (well off) neighbor who has admitted to opening a window and firing some rounds off with her boyfriend.

When you tell them "You know, some of those bullets come down and kill people, including children lying in their beds" they get real pissy.

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[–] elleplaster@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

I knew it was in Texas, I just knew it.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Coach injured by gunfire that crossed into baseball diamond

what an American sentence

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My area has a playground built to accommodate disabled children and the adjacent property is a gun range. There are also soccer fields. Imagine children going down the slide and swinging and kicking the ball around all to the sound of not-so-distant gunfire. The 200 meter range even shoots towards the soccer fields.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fVZMvbBJgr2RLEzh8

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You might be safer since at least gun ranges try to keep things contained. If this is really just a bunch of yahoos blasting away “in the woods”, the only way to prevent it is to address gun “culture” and availability.

Starting with criminal charges. I haven’t seen an update but hopefully the shooters were arrested and face charges. And no, claiming an accident shouldnt be an excuse when there is reckless disregard for human lives

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