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Unilever shares rose 0.9% on Wednesday.

may i say that i did not know this man was alive

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You know, in hindsight, it makes sense that there is a separate "Ben" and "Jerry", but I never really gave it much thought.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ben & Jerry's by type, Benageries by sound

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 months ago

The Glass Benagerie

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just like Holland Oats

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 2 months ago

The Unilever stocks in question:

collapsed inline mediaIn Sep., UL shares fall 2.52% from 12th to 16th, rise 0.87% on Wednesday, and then fall 1.52%.

[–] f1error@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

A good man doing the right thing.