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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a trash human being. I hope somebody leaves a burning cross in his yard.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

No one knows where he lives because Americans don’t care about him, he’s so irrelevant that he’s pushing shit out because he’s trying to be in the media… he and Drumpf can be pedophiles together and fuck off!!

FREE PALESTINE!!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember when his show had an episode where a minor pursued Ellen? What did the show mean by that?

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Bet you won't say that at a clan rally, they looove jews

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] philosloppy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Jerry Seinfeld is a washed up comedian, who cares what his opinions on international geopolitics is???

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Man now I can’t watch Seinfeld anymore? Why people got to do this?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because some people are jerks who don't want better people to enjoy life. Especially out of touch billionaires like Seinfeld.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah you can, just remember Larry David and the other writers who actually made it good.

Edit: and the cast! So many iconic performances.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's got enough money to retire in luxury forever. Why is he still trying to be relevant? Fucking egomaniacs will be the end of us all.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This guy needs rotten tomatoes thrown at him everywhere

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Add this to his bitching about no one finding him funny anymore when his humor hasn't changed since '86. He's just trying to stave off irrelevance. The last great thing he did was a movie about bestiality (BEEstiality).

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

KKK is not.

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Whyyyyy does the word 'lisp' have an 's' in it? HALF A BILLION DOLLARS PLEASE!"

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