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Kentucky nurse gives CPR to drunk baby raccoon trapped in a dumpster (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 2 days ago by TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Raccoon is legal drinking age, says distillery owner

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

The Nurse:

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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The headline just kept getting better.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

The whole story is entertaining

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can you imagine if Kentucky Nurse and Florida Man had a baby? They could be the hero America needs!

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Michael’s insistence on raising rabies awareness continues to ring true

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

What a wild story

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

You want rabies? That's how you get rabies.

[–] Highlandcow@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Haha we have all had nights like that am I right