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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That guy always looks like he's mid dump.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago

Yeah but the worms in his head are

Worms be poopin', yo

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

Cascadia babeee!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

but overall, this will hurt vaccine efficacy without a herd effect. I guess Tesla is making iron lungs now.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 0 points 5 days ago

The old saying of 'a conservative would let donald trump shit in their mouth if it meant a liberal had to smell it' can now be translated to 'a conservative will kill every last child in a red state if it means a child from a blue state will get a cough'

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Meanwhile Florida has started to form toddler death Voltron by announcing they're removing all vaccination requirements from schools.

I fully expect there to be a southern collation of iron lungs soon.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago

The worst thing about Toddler Death Voltron is: it is sentient and wants to no longer exist but they refuse to let it die because it hasn't been born yet.

Good luck writing THAT into your next screenplay MAGA Universe Doctor Strange

[–] jayemar@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

Fuck the junkie

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

There are indeed greater truths than hobby ideologies from oil billionaires.

Virus science/knowledge (aka virology) and epidemiology being some of them.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago

I imagine they might just be every other actual truth.

These people.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 5 days ago

Just creating this division is proof RFK should resign. We knew he was an activaxxer and against science, but enforcing his personal opinion on the entire country is unforgivable. At-risk children, elderly, and others will die because of his bias...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The next three Canadian provinces.

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

They'd have a larger economy and population than Canada, it'd make more sense to make their own state.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago

I feel bad for Cheryl Hines but not really. I really wanted to do the hot monkey with her back in the Curb Your Enthusiasm days.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Isn't Washington on the other side of america?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's 2. Washington (State, west coast) and Washington DC (East coast, not a state)

[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Jesus, you learn something every day

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Seattle is in Washington, directly under Canada, a stones throw from Vancouver, specifically. DC is a former wetland (hence "Drain the Swamp!") set in between Maryland and Virginia and has a warmer climate. We are taught that the capital was never supposed to be part of any state, lest they become more powerful than the others.

[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like how you present information, thanks. Ever considered being a human AI? 😉

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 4 days ago

I am not a robot, just mildly autistic lol.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

DC is a former wetland

for like half a century after the countries founding, there was no sewer system. So a giant lake of shit formed, practically behind the White House. It's thought a lot of the early presidents had their life shortened by cholera complications

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 4 days ago

I think they should bring back the shit swamp, personally. I think we could use a place to dunk politicians we are displeased with.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 0 points 4 days ago

Oh there are many places named Washington in the US!

There's a small city called Washington, PA. It's easy to find because it's also in Washington county!

If you find yourself in California, PA instead of Washington, PA then you made the same mistake as if you ended up in big-ass California instead of big-ass Washington: too far south!!

Oh yeah, you can also attend Washington and Jefferson College in Washington city in Washington county! :D

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[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Things can't be better for Russia. United we stand.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Add in Texas and you've got the start of a very bad movie

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