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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Announce They’re Expecting Baby Private Jet (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Elon amd Grimes tried that already

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Cute. Can't wait to see pictures of him playing with his yachts.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

The rest of us were expecting they would announce they’ve developed the cure for cancer.