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Bill Gates finding out about Codeberg: π€€
(slumped over boardroom table) "uhhhh, I dunno. Kids like 'rizz', right? Can we buy that?"
Unlock the skibidi rizz, no cap! Much fleek, so on god.
Clock it π€πΌ (just imagine it's the middle finger down)
~~Two in the pink, one in the...~~ oh uh I mean I've never heard of that sign before? ππΌ
That's the old meaning of it. The new is "clock it". Get with the times old man.
Clock that tea, fr fr β°π΅
fr fr bro
I'm looking forward to MS buying OpenAI, probably next year. It's going to be very funny.
They already have a huge stake, don't they?
They're too late anyway, OpenAI is already enshittifying themselves.
They have a 49% share.
I think OpenAI is big enough to be in the oligarchy running in its own right rather than be acquired.
Yep these companies that have billions of dollars are going to do something with it. Not solve world hunger or homelessness of course.
Does anyone complain about how hotmail was better before it was borgβd? That might be one they did well with.
ooh yeah. my live account is kind of the only reason I still fuck with Microsoft at all. email sweep function and those spam filters have made a lot of headache almost worth it. I'm using tuta on the side now but I can't tell yet if its spam filtering will be as good
Upvoting not for the programming meme but to encourage the spread of She-ra content
or: initiate lockdown protocol
Acquisitions is for fun, features or yet another redesign slash framework if they're bored.