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JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.

In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.

He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I can only get so erect. Realizing that this guy would be the Chevy Chase of Presidents and regime change in visual only, I'll take it.

[–] whiwake@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“I’m not saying to kill him, but if you want to kill him—I’m ready for him to be dead”

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Can his baby face with his baby mouth fit Putin's dick? Putin's is very use to Trumps mouth right now and he might not be able to nut with his baby mouth.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

he's finally gonna kill him

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Thoughts and prayers, bruh.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I seriously hope they don't announce his death on labor day and then rename labor day to fasict-pedophile-rapist day

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Will the loser take more vacations and flood the Ohio River Valley?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So something terrible must happen to both at the same time. Noted.

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[–] Joker@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

It wouldn’t be a tragedy and it wouldn’t be terrible. I am confident it will be a worldwide holiday.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

“Don’t you think he looks tired?”

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

God we are praying for a good outcome. /s

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Translation: JD has selected a window

EDIT: Plot twist: the window is the roof

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[–] groovyplane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

"god forbid" more like "hope he hurries up". And also "why not make it a combo meal"

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

How about when a wonderful "tragedy" happens?

[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like something a vp who's poisoning the president would say

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, but what about if Trump dies?

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

We celebrate?

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

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