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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago

This guy tries so hard to be cool.

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[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Microsoft is a very low bar tbh

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 4 points 17 hours ago

oh man i'm so glad this musk slop ended up on my feed without any real critical comment or insight, just some shitty link and misleading headline

thanks OP

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

tbf, Microsoft's shit is so fucked up, glitchy, and difficult to use that this might actually be possible

[–] Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk 4 points 21 hours ago

Will they be self playing, crash and burn a lot too, maybe nice angular jutting out corners, made from stainless steel, be called the CyberStation 👍

[–] xep@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Can't wait for the year of the vibe coded OS.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Jesus.... it's like watching these people cause a train wreck in slow motion, and we're on the train.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

At least its good to know that these fucktard billionaires can make tons of terrible business decisions over and over again, but have so much money that every once in a while their business decisions still make them gigantic, irrational, sums of money.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

Musk is like a science experiment to see how cripplingly stupid you can make a nepo baby without them losing all their generational wealth, except it went in a fascinating new direction instead.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

Software, as far as I can tell, solves no real problems anymore and can be as baroque, rococo, and absurd as you want because the hardware is massively powerful and cheap.

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