Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

“Can I get a sundae?”

“Sorry, the VM is broken.”

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ah yes the Sundae Programming Language™️

[–] dosuser123456@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

time to play minecraft on an icecream

[–] YourAvgMortal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This is exactly how I think Amazon Cornetto looks like

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

Surprised Oracle's lawyers weren't all over this

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You mean C#, the Microsoft Java.

(Don't kill me, I am actually fan)

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

More MS-Java-y

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Even more

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the upcoming McAndroid Sundae is gonna be using this language, actually!

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 2 months ago

(m) McDonaldRight