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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 139 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A little more time and a lot more money. But the savings will be huge. The savings will make the current era of extravagant burning piles of money look like a sound investment. You'll be glad you got in on the ground floor...

We do need a little more time, though. And money.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (18 children)

Also, water. We’ll take all of that please, just pipe it right over to our spot in the desert. We’ll need some more money with that, of course.

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

Just one more datacenter, bro!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

and all the water+energy a small country needs.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 44 points 2 months ago

I'm pleased to report that all those other promised utopia frameworks turned out perfect, and aren't in any way still a huge daily pain in the ass. I expect no less from this time around. Computers are finally smart. It's great.

It's the AI that is prone to delusions, or was that just me?

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

imagine AI replacing investors and CEOs

[–] Jarme@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

Random machines replacing random machines

[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Replacing everyone, especially on a global scale, is unlikely to be possible, since it is too expensive. But working in large companies and earning a lot of money may not work out as before, although this will depend on the country you are in and whether your government goes crazy or not.

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