He must have big feet
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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Small enough he couldn't see them, and he tripped, breaking his arm.
Def gotta be small.
his penis would be longer than even someone with large feet.
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend's bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: "OK. Seriously. How big is it?"
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
"I... I'm not sure, not sure... I believe that... um..."
Gf: "How?!"
Best friend: "No idea, but it fits."
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Speaking of gargantuan penises.
I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.
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Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.
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