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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That sounds like a really bad place to have someone exhausted and half asleep working at.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Second only to hospitals.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 0 points 1 day ago

Seriously! When I put in an order for a plague, I don't want to get sent an inadequately infectious one.

[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] halfsalesman@piefed.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would be way too curious to do that. How does someone that stupid even function? Lets find out.

Seriously? With the amount of stupidity dominating our lives from so many directions, you're gonna date one of them to get even closer to it all? You must be a masochist.

Where do you work?

Plague Inc, why?

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

So elementary school teacher?

This is exactly what conspiracy clowns thought about covid-19

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

That disease factory is the lifeblood of this town, I'll tell ya. My granddaddy worked there all his life. My pappy been there since he was fourteen. Me and all my cousins work there as long as I can remember. I still remember the day Uncle Chester fell into the centrifuge. Boy howdy did he make a mess!

"Oh, I'm against them for sure! But I gotta pay the rent, so..."

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yesterday I heard someone was a "psychologist specialized in disasters" and I was ready to sign up, but turns out they meant she works with victims of natural disasters.

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, I never thought about a therapist specializing in that, but tbh it makes a lot of sense!

crisis counseling is really fun. had to do a course on it in grad school. there's a whole ad hoc assessment process where you're monitoring everyone at the shelter and a whole triage process for who to give what services to.

very fulfilling work for people who like chaos, esp all you ADHD brains who can't focus until someone's missing a fucking arm

I thought you were dead, Mr Dangerfield...?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I thought it said working overtime at the Disney factory and I thought to myself yup 🤡🪄🔮✨

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 days ago

Fluff text from a RE game, obviously.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In a capitalist economic system, you can never be sure.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Since this is a repost, I'll just repost my original comment as well:

Average Wuhan resident be like: