this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 100 points 1 month ago

“Looking for the Jim to my Pam” <-> “I wish I had the courage to cheat on my boyfriend”

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 48 points 1 month ago

Sometimes things don't work out. Roy became a better version of himself without her.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She wants a psycho office bully as a partner?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 month ago

Dwight was already taken

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago

The sort of shit which makes one age 30-40 years in a couple of seconds.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Are actual people really that stupid or is Anon hallucinating again?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She knows you are no Jim, 4chan man!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

>you're not getting a Jim, Kelly.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

You're at best a Nard Dog.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

4chan greentexts are the only stories where victim blaming is acceptable