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Trump Burger owner faces deportation after ICE arrest in Houston (www.click2houston.com)
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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This came up before, it's insane what's going on. The landlord is just stealing the restaurant.

  • Suing partner because he gave him 65k to be a partner. Has witnesses. Partner says there was no written contract and is counter suing.
  • Landlord is suing Trump burger because he registered Maga Burger 2 months before they opened up and never told them. The landlord demanded 10k more a month added on to the 11k because they're using "his name."
  • The partners are suing the landlord because all of their credit card transactions started to go to the landlord.
  • Landlord is trying to take over the restauraunt as his own but the Lebanese born co-owner was detained by ICE.
  • Trump sent a cease and desist for using his name.
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope everyone in this loses.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Sounds like it's on track.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

This was a planned operation and a phone call to ICE by the landlord. 100%

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago

He was a minority owner...

His partners are suing him, and Trump's suing all of them.

It takes a special kind of stupid to like trump, but not know he was going to 1500% sue for trademark infringement

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

You want fries with that dumbfuck?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Uh.. leopards... hungry... or something.

[–] QProphecy@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Leopard facial

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Om nom nom.

[–] VoidJuiceConcentrate@midwest.social 13 points 3 months ago

A sheep in wolfs clothing I see.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago

Senpai noticed him

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago

How could anyone have predicted that he’d do the thing he promised to do?! Certainly not this guy!

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 3 months ago

You break the privilege granted to you by the government, visa is not a right, fairly speaking.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"Oh my god, he's looking at me! :D Oh my god, he's looking at me! D:"

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

🎶Trump burger in paradise 🎶

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So? Like anyone cares about rump or their burgers.