Well, it is true.
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I dunno. Samuel L. Jackson is a pretty big star. Scarlett Johansson too.
My bum is itchy and my finger stinks.
There are more hydrogen atoms on your finger than in the entire glass of water
I used the glass of water to wash my stinky finger.
There are more hydrogen atoms on the floor than used to be on your stinky finger!
Big if true :3
by this logic there are more water than stars
my work:
water = hydro (aka)
stars = stars (ok like that)
more hydro than stars
ipso facto 💁
Think about....do the math, there are less stars in the sol system than there is hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water
That is a great response for anyone who doesn't know what words mean!
Thanks! I put an amount of thought into it!
Don't do this before I've had caffeine.
My hyper caffinated ass read this 8 times before I realized it said star not planets and I was like wtf how many hydrogen are in a water molecule
And neither includes Pluto. Much to my disappointment
Sure, now go try to explain this to all those scientists creating mini black holes at the LHG.
We really need Jupiter to step up its game.
Well, yes.... And...?
But there are more hydrogen atoms in that star than there are in Earth's water!
And hydrogen plus oxygen plus energy equals water...
So if we oxygenate the Sun...
SOMEONE GET ME KEVIN COSTNER AND A FUCK-TON OF OXYGEN TANKS! WE'RE MAKING A SEQUEL
fireworld
Earthworld was the prequel.
kevin costner's lord of the rings
In the shire of Middle Earthworld of Watersun, Kevin Costner -I might not be able to carry the ring, Mr. Frodo- and Kevin Costner -but I can carry you!- join Kevin Costner -One does not simple walk into Mordor-, along with the help of Kevin Costner -They're taking the hobbits to Isengard-, and Kevin Costner -Brego?-, joined by Kevin Costner -And my axe!-, lead by Kevin Costner -Fly, you fools-, against Kevin Costner -Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys-
Watersun Lord of the Ring Planet, Earthworld
D:
There’s more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body.
Big if true
Not that big for some I’m afraid
Nu-uh ‘cause you’re a star and so is my cat.
1 < 2
same with alligators as school taught me
< 3
Ans the same amount of Oxygen atoms.
I hope not...
What do you mean? Our Solar System has the same number of stars as a water molecule has oxygen atoms.
pic unrelated
Well there are water molecules in the picture ...
Maybe it's a glass of isopropyl.
Mind 🤯 blown
..Wait, what if the Sun had a distant companion star?
Like a long distance boyfriend from Canada?
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So, 1 star?
Are we not counting Taylor Swift?
I've been living in the solar system for awhile, and lemme tell you, that rating's pretty accurate. Now if only I could find the manager to make a complaint...
And that hydrogen becomes piss from a Goth mommy 🤤
At least our solar system
Ours is the only solar system anless some other alien grots named their star Sol.
TIL, thanks
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Sun, stars. Done.
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