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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 99 points 1 day ago (4 children)

ChatGPT is allowed, but chocolate eggs with toys inside are supposed to be too dangerous? 🤔

[–] grue@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I am literally just making this up on the spot and have no evidence for it, but I'm starting to wonder if maybe the real reason for the kinder egg ban was anticompetitive lobbying by Hershey or something like that, and the toy thing was just the excuse.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't Kinder Surprise me at all.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 33 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

The american law prohibiting objects in food predates the kinder eggs by decades. And it's because people use to put all kinds of shit in american food. The law that bans them into is the Food, Drug and Cosmetic act of 1938.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, people like to mock us about it, but I think it's a reasonable regulation.

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 minutes ago

Yeah, people like to mock us about it, but I think it’s a reasonable regulation.

It should apparently be amended, though. There is a known case that it accidentally forbids but should not forbid.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Then how did we have toys in cereal boxes and cracker jacks up until much more recently?

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Because it's not inside the food itself.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, okay. I'm assuming there was another law that caused those to get yanked as well?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No, GenX and millennial parents just decided they didn't want more plastic trash in the house so it stopped being a useful tool for tricking children into wanting Diabetes-Os.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

No godamn idea. I don't have to worry about that law and I don't know what exemption they used. I know it exists, why, and that kinder eggs are prohibited due to this law.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It wasnt the "toy thing" theres a law about putting inedible choking hazards in food. The food drug and cosmetic act of 1938. It bans putting any toy or inedible object in candy unless it is a functional part of the food. So the capsule in the kinder egg isnt ok but the wooden stick in a popsicle, the stick of a lollypop or the ring of a ring pop is.

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 minutes ago

So, they could put a lollipop-shaped stick into a kinder-egg, to function as a handle? Then the toy could be inside the ball in the end of the handle, so that it wouldn't actually be inside the food, but a part of the handle, which would be a functional part of the food?

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Both are dumbasses swallowing anything

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 23 hours ago

In all fairness, the guy was a fuckin' idiot before Jippity tested a latent murder-sim theory it's been puzzling over.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

GPT needs another LLM trained on only the stupid things people do and how to avoid doing horrible things to yourself and others to watch over each conversation and intervene.

US versions of Kinder eggs are just a stupid shower thought that was taken too far

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 58 points 23 hours ago

60-year-old man who had a "history of studying nutrition in college" decided to try a health experiment: He would eliminate all chlorine from his diet

Oh well, it started before ChatGPT even had a chance to make it worse.

[–] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bromide sedatives vanished from the US market by 1989, after the Food and Drug Administration banned them

So Robert Fucken Kennedy Jr will be all over this one shortly. Expect more psychosis I guess...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He does consume straight methylene blue from the bottle

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Methylene blue is an actual antidote for methemoglobinemia which is a blood disorder in which red blood cells become really bad at releasing oxygen. It's usually caused by a reaction to certain drugs like lidocaine or compounds containing nitrites. It looks like methemoglobinemia can be caused by "poppers" (which RFK Jr thinks are the cause of HIV).

Here's an article from the Cleveland Clinic that goes into more detail.

The "poppers" thing is probably why RFK Jr takes methylene blue because he likely thinks its a way to prevent HIV. (For which there is now a pre-exposure prophylaxis shot with a nearly 100% success rate and progress on a vaccine....but it's an mRNA vaccine so RFK is trying to kill it.)

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"poppers" (which RFK Jr thinks are the cause of HIV).

Can we just take a moment to recognize that the person in charge of public health for this country thinks poppers cause HIV?

I just.... I just don't know what to say anymore.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If you need to get your heart rate and blood pressure up without doing actual exercise, check out the Behind the Bastards episodes on RFK Jr.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't think I will lol. I'm aware of a handful of the insane things he's done, and I'd rather not make myself suicidal right in time for the weekend

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 1 points 17 hours ago

This one's more likely to result in homicidal rage than suicidal despair. Probably still a bad time.

(For something with a completely opposite effect, I highly recommend K-Pop Demon Hunters. It's so fun and the animation is amazing.)

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I did not know there was a HIV vaccine.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It was just announced in Nature a week ago. It's extremely recent news. (Of note, the article talks about how it is successful in instigating a strong immune response, but that doesn't always translate to immunity.)

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it's a step up from no HIV vaccine.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The pre-exposure prophylaxis shot is also pretty amazing. The initial clinical trials in Sub-Saharan Africa demonstrated a 0% HIV infection rate for people receiving the shot every 6 months as directed.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

That's some great news!

[–] breezeblock@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We’re too stupid as a race to survive…

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, we have a pretty significant portion of the populace being told almost on the daily that the sooner that they stop breathing, the sooner they get to join the cosmic orgy.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's the part I don't understand, it specifically isn't even an orgy! So why join???

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

If things like this keep happening that problem might solve itself.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we just skip to the point where LLMs are just a bunch of preapproved answers and legal warnings? Maybe we could then hire experts to answer some of the questions? Organize it like some sort of a message board. Let people search previous questions. Wait...

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 10 hours ago

Oh! My Goodness. That's certainly unintended. /s

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Is this a Breaking Bad reference?

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Darwins natural selection.

[–] Dagwood_Sanwich@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Just wait until AI "partners" are a thing. Person: Honey, can you cook for me? AI: Sure thing. [proceeds to add highly toxic ingredients into the food]

Hold on, let the AI cook

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yikes. Imagine if he could sue for that.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

When being stupid is not enough

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

I already suffer from psychosis

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To be fair, I've already done something similar. In the aughts, thinking Miskatonic U's Library restricted vault can't harm me: I'm already crazy. Then thanks to Bush Administration efforts to consolidate power and persecute minorities, I went and studied the Holocaust, and the process within the German Reich that brought it forth.

And that figures into my current psychotic break, as of November 2024.