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[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No prob, 10% of 0$ sounds manageable :)

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 66 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No, it's 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you're after.

[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

The problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

Don't use C+Trump unless you're extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Doge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Don't forget MuskSQL^TM^!

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago

Django is once again chained

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago

I will never financially recover from this.

[–] Spider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 days ago

I will copy and paste all libraries i need in one single file. Just so i don’t import any.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but the capitalist machine is already hooked on it. They're hooked on the free efficiency gainz.

[–] runeko@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The capitalist machine was also hooked on potash and lumber from Canada and labor from Mexico, but here we are.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And don't forget Canadian oil and auto parts - those ones are pretty much sector-killing if they died suddenly. Mexico controls the supply of vegetables.

Really, any idea that the (US) government only cares about money should be dead now, unless you're willing to introduce massive amounts of conspiracy theory to explain the disconnect.

[–] runeko@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep. Conspiracy or stupidity. Bold, egocentric stupidity.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's not the first upstart dictator to try for autarky, so I'd also say ideology. There's lots of things in the equation other than making money, basically.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

Maybe they'll finally let me use Julia at work

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Master branch is back?

quickly vendors installed packages

I’m not importing anything. What are you talking about?

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

NBC news: Trump saw something on the internet, now is applying tariffs on all types of programming imports. Specially Python for some reason.

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

This gave me a giggle

[–] Bogus5553@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Numpy is what makes python fast though

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 2 days ago

It'll make you fast as well once the IRS catches up

[–] Reptorian@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Numpy is good for that. But, I gravitate toward naturally faster langs where I don't need to import a library for speed. I use Python for simple, dumb scripts.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You just perform all matrix operations in assembly?

[–] Reptorian@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Not what I'm saying. Just saying if I need speed, I'd use a naturally faster language.

[–] Bogus5553@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I like lower languages as well well, but everything doesn’t need to be built in C/C++/Rust and so on.