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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 

^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Rescue mode with networking, mount drive, make changes and reboot.

i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Nice drive to clear your head.

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

good reason to take a day out, will tell it to my boss.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 1 week ago

Lol.

Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

(Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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