this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
56 points (85.0% liked)

Greentext

7309 readers
246 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 14 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] scott@lemmy.org 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Glad anon doesn't want kids cuz he sucks

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, annon is on contraceptives.

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 40 points 3 months ago

Anon is still an incel.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago

Your incel son can always become your whore daughter. Worked for my parents :3

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago

Those stats are obviously pulled out of an asshole, but id rather my child be a slut instead of a vcel.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

While I love that they are doing the reading and thinking ahead. But they would have to find someone that would even be willing to start any of the process to maybe make one of these 'issues'.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Well, the chance of having either is actually 0%. The chance of a 4channer to be a shitty parent, on the other hand...