this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
1 points (100.0% liked)

Science Memes

16643 readers
118 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 32 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Birds: A 360° turn is a complete circle so they'd keep going in the direction they're going in.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] zrleonard@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I see this alot on lemmy. "That's the joke". Ok well the joke was dumb

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, they do a 360 into dinos and moonwalk away.

[–] the_beber@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago

Unless they‘re like Spinors rotating in an abstract space.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 1 month ago

They'd go back and forth.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Gods: circle back to fungi

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I watched a reliable documentary and humans turn into lizards, then leave their creepy babies on a planet alone

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ten Forward is losing containment, I see.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago

Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they're totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So is zuckerburg just a more evolved human?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hes an android learning how to be human, and to control it one day through his glasses, he will try to be the machine god like in the matrix.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so you are in the android camp. i am in lzard camp

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

in order to control humanity, zuckerborg must be able to hook people up to machines.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Everything turns into crabs

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay so what was fungus like 50 million years ago?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

The first fungi were towering giant "trees" of which we've found remains. And before they arrived, wood didn't degrade.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

All life on earth: gamma ray burst.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fungi (filled up with that sweet gamma): "Whaa? Where did everyone go? Guys??" :(

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the fungi remember, the fungi know all. The gamma radiation would trigger them to achieve sapience and recreate earth as it was.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

All Tomorrows is about the future evolution of humans manipulated by aliens if you want that

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 0 points 1 month ago

I thought mammals will turn into anteaters?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 0 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nobody has taken the fact we humans can basically control our own evolution through science and technology into account.

If we don't nuke ourselves, we might just become the Borg in 50 million years.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

It's going to be catgirls and catboys. We all know it.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And how about insects? Arthropods? Creatures capable of engineering their environment?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Ants, it's all ants

[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All will be crabs. Riding on trains, of course.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Crabs holding each other's pincers into a crab train.

[–] krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shark: shark

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

In a similar vein, it is so unfair that I won't get to see the night sky when the milky way and Andromeda collide in 3.5 billion years