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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Birds: A 360° turn is a complete circle so they'd keep going in the direction they're going in.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] zrleonard@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I see this alot on lemmy. "That's the joke". Ok well the joke was dumb

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, they do a 360 into dinos and moonwalk away.

[–] the_beber@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago

Unless they‘re like Spinors rotating in an abstract space.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 3 months ago

They'd go back and forth.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Gods: circle back to fungi

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I watched a reliable documentary and humans turn into lizards, then leave their creepy babies on a planet alone

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ten Forward is losing containment, I see.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 3 months ago

Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they're totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So is zuckerburg just a more evolved human?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

hes an android learning how to be human, and to control it one day through his glasses, he will try to be the machine god like in the matrix.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

so you are in the android camp. i am in lzard camp

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 3 months ago

in order to control humanity, zuckerborg must be able to hook people up to machines.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Everything turns into crabs

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay so what was fungus like 50 million years ago?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

The first fungi were towering giant "trees" of which we've found remains. And before they arrived, wood didn't degrade.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

All life on earth: gamma ray burst.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Fungi (filled up with that sweet gamma): "Whaa? Where did everyone go? Guys??" :(

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the fungi remember, the fungi know all. The gamma radiation would trigger them to achieve sapience and recreate earth as it was.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago

All Tomorrows is about the future evolution of humans manipulated by aliens if you want that

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 0 points 3 months ago

I thought mammals will turn into anteaters?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 0 points 3 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nobody has taken the fact we humans can basically control our own evolution through science and technology into account.

If we don't nuke ourselves, we might just become the Borg in 50 million years.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago

It's going to be catgirls and catboys. We all know it.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And how about insects? Arthropods? Creatures capable of engineering their environment?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Ants, it's all ants

[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All will be crabs. Riding on trains, of course.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Crabs holding each other's pincers into a crab train.

[–] krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Shark: shark

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

In a similar vein, it is so unfair that I won't get to see the night sky when the milky way and Andromeda collide in 3.5 billion years