What about testis tortius?
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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Don't even need a gun for that.
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Banishing_Charm
Carry bullets and use the spell.
That fancy magic won't protect him from a .308.
Sometimes I feel like these stories are just generated content or made up, like a fairy tale. Well, if they're posted too often, maybe they are. I'll probably pass by because I can make up a story about another anon myself lol.
Father Weasley, can't remember his name, repeatedly shows us that wizards raised purely in the magical world are unbelievably stupid when it comes to the non-magic world so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they didn't even know what a gun was.
Wait a minute. We can go deeper. In the deathly hallows, when they tell the story about the invincible wand, the original owner loses it because someone straight up cut his throat — no magic. Harry also takes it from Malfoy by beating the shit out of him.
If you get to the point where a gun is required, you have already lost something.
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