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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 4 months ago

That fancy magic won't protect him from a .308.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Don't even need a gun for that.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Banishing_Charm

Carry bullets and use the spell.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

https://youtu.be/-rOaE0ExZSA

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Father Weasley, can't remember his name, repeatedly shows us that wizards raised purely in the magical world are unbelievably stupid when it comes to the non-magic world so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they didn't even know what a gun was.

Wait a minute. We can go deeper. In the deathly hallows, when they tell the story about the invincible wand, the original owner loses it because someone straight up cut his throat — no magic. Harry also takes it from Malfoy by beating the shit out of him.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (7 children)

If you get to the point where a gun is required, you have already lost something.

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