ducks also go crazy for blueberries. I raised a duck and they were always his favorite
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Turkeys too. Rick & Morty taught me that.
Why is bread bad for duck, but cooked rice good? Isn't that basically the same thing? Bread is wheat, water, bit of salt. Cooked rice is rice, water, bit of salt. Or can't ducks handle gluten?
I've heard that they eat more grains if the rice is uncooked and uncooked rice expands in their stomachs causing pain and other problems. Cooked rice is already expanded so they won't overeat
Attention shoppers: we need a duck scientist. Duck scientist to the thread, please.
A duck scientist, or a duck scientist? Either way you'll just get a quack
If we were talking jackdaws, I know a guy.
Bread is filling and high in carbs, but has little nutritional value. When ducks eat bread, it tastes good and it also encourages them to fill up on it, which can lead to protein deficiency iirc. Also ducks with diets low in certain vitamins develop a condition known as angel wing, which renders the wings unusable due to excessive feather growth (too heavy for young ducks' wings; developing wings are bent outwards due to weight).
When ducks eat bread, it tastes good and it also encourages them to fill up on it, which can lead to protein deficiency
Looks like I'm a duck
Which is why a lower protein (spring/fall) koi pellet is a bit better. They also absolutely love it.
That's why I have to chase the female mallard duck out of my koi pond every spring. If she gets some of the koi food she makes a nest and raises babies.
I looked it up, and bread has about double the amount of carbs as cooked rice, which is probably what is making bread bad.
Probably a rice-only diet would also be bad for them, but nobody brings them tons and tons of rice, while everyone throws them a ton a bread.
Bird is the word
Cooked rice? Really? TIL.
The cooked part is very important.
Wasn't there something about not throwing uncooked rice at weddings... as it was causing bird deaths because the rice would expand in their stomachs and kill them? Might be misremembering that.
Half cut seedless grapes
Note: if you choose to feed grapes to ducks in a public place, please be courteous about any that may fall on the ground or be left uneaten. Grapes are dangerous for dogs and aren't good for cats either, but some will absolutely eat them if they're left around.
This reminds me of an old family story. My grandpa used to have an uncle who had flamingo's. Imagine walking through a Dutch village somewhere in the 60's and seeing a bunch of flamingo's standing in some muddy ditch. I have have no clue how he they ended up there, but it apparently wasn't the first time he ended up with some tropical animal. My grandpa had to take care of them for a while, but didn't really know what to feed them. He also had some parrots and would buy food for them from the miller. Considering these were also birds, just larger, he went to the miller and asked for food for flamingo's. The miller did not know what flamingo's were. He therefore explained that they were large pink birds. The miller was not convinced, thinking he was pulling his leg and sent him away with a few bags of chicken feed.
Your story is awesome... excuse any of my grammar errors... Flamingo's shows ownership vs Flamingos which is multiple.
What possession of the flamingos does your uncle have‽ I'm imagining it's their pink dye
I have ducks and they go absolutely crazy for watermelon. My neighbor gave me half a watermelon the other day because he couldn't fit it in his fridge. I have it to the ducks and they went wild. Luke a cartoon style piranha feeding frenzy. The white birds looked like they'd been drenched in the blood of their enemies. One of them decided to sit in the empty rind after they were done and laid an egg in it, to assert dominance.
They also love birdseed and peas. I had a duck who could recognize canned peas based on the labels and would flip out if he saw me approaching with them. He also adored bird seed and would help himself to the bag if it was in a place he could knock it over. Found him stuck in an empty birdseed bag once. It wasn't empty that morning. Bro was a glutton, but he was a good boi.
One of them decided to sit in the empty rind after they were done and laid an egg in it
Wait, really? The rest of your comment sounds sincere, but this is so absurd that I genuinely can't tell if this happened or if you're just being funny.
Yeah. Ducks are absolutely ridiculous creatures. My two pekins follow the cat motto of "if I fits I sits." I find them in silly places all the time. The female, Judy's, favorite place to sit outside is a hole she dug herself over a couple of months.
That sounds so cute. Would you mind paying the Duck Tax?
Duck tax means sending cute pictures of ducks btw.
You have to give it every time you mention you own a duck.
Now without further ado, send duck pics.
We had pekin and they figured out a good food hack. We fed the flocks using gutters (then everyone can feed without fighting for space). But the pekins would straddle the gutter, stick their head in the feed with mouth open, and then flap forward and kick their feet to 'ride' the gutter and scoop up as much food as possible. It was highly effective.
They ate 10x more than a regular duck and were 5x louder and always involved with any shenanigans going down. Fuck Pekin ducks.
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Not OP but totally sounds real.
Ducks are like that for sure. They will certainly claim a spot. And eggs just kinda come out the egg hole sometimes. Especially if they aren't able to secure a nest to lay on a schedule.
I've seen eggs roll out while they are running past to get to their pond.
My girls tend to lay inside their house, but sometimes I'll find eggs in random spots outside.
Then, suddenly, Diogenes appears, plucks every feather from the duck, shoves it into the faces of those sitting on the bench, screams 'This is no bird, behold, a man!', laughs manically, shits in the duck pond, runs away.
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