OP what the hell is wrong with you
That's never a question you have to ask of a 4channer.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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No this time it makes sense, why didn't OP use meme arrows
It is in 2010.
Fake: anon has sex
Gay: "cant even [...] straight"
Damn it has been a while
That was a long walk. 🦕
Know how to spot the fake? No one, no one, makes themselves out to be the villain in the story. Been the bad guy a few times, not going to admit it to you fuckers.
Fake
Well, that's fake ...and gay
Eh, it only works if the lyrics are actually relevant to the story
wdym he opened the door
and got on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
This is 15 years old. It's not about "working", or making a pun.
It's about getting someone momentarily interested in a story, even vaguely invested, or just getting an engaging pace going before suddenly and violently transistioning into a recognizable non-sequiteur.
Extra points for getting a cheesy song stuck in people's heads.
Yeah it was a meme at the time
its still relevant bruh. Forever gold
"What will you have after 500 years" type of thing to do lmao
It’s a legitimate question but I’m not sure I want the answer.
Clearly anon is doing the beloved dance of yore.
Open the door, get on the floor, Ridley will never be in Smash 4.
What about Hicks or Bishop?