I would like her to crack my head open like a watermelon.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage
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Edit: Invidious link (cause I'm dummy)
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No this is just a scheme to make fragile masculinities explode.
If you've never been with a muscle mommy you are missing out.
Get the fuck out of the closet already!
I'm not really into muscle mommies as i prefer them more feminine, but this one^1^ sure hits a balance...
^1^NSFW
Good lord. Fit + lingerie is a killer mix.
Its a representation of both my fear and desire for snu snu.
Have to admit this is pretty funny.
lean beef is an absolute angel. What a fucking nerd
That's more like muscle sister smh my head
Translation:
“What do we have here? Somebody other than a straight white male working hard at something? Gaaaaaaay!”
Straight white male here with miserable conservative family members who can’t handle the diversity in humanity.
I mean, im a guy, im kinda gay, and omg muscle mommy 😍
Maybe there's something to this 🤔
(A man) Being attracted to women is so gay.
If being a man and being attracted to a good looking woman makes me gay, then I don't understand the logic, but apparently I am gay?
Can confirm. I'm straight and not the least bit attracted to her. This completely checks out.
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He doesn't know what gay is, yet he says it's gay! I like muscular women! I'm all in!