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Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

collapsed inline media

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Frankly, it's about time

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Giant enemy spider!!

[–] Jode@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

collapsed inline mediait's a walking eye, it does, walking eye stuff...

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

My walking eye is so dirty!

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

EDF! EDF!