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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

potential states are affected by observation.

Nothing about running out of resources though.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[to be read in a snobby British accent]

Dear Gentle or Ladyman

It appears that you might have some trouble understanding the fundamental concepts of "the universe". See, in order for us to, let’s say, "know“ what is out there, we first have to observe it. Or rather, explain why a certain thing is the way it is.

You see, we already are affected by the working is these said far away galaxies and celestial bodies. Which means that this is like a slime farm in the spawn chunks. While we do not see it, the farm continuously runs.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Slime chunk story checks out

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

DoS on the universe

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

What I can appreciate about this is that it requires other people to be just real as yourself in the simulation

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Maybe the frame rate is slowing down already. We'd never know.

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We wouldn't even know if He had to turn it off and back on again a couple times.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 0 points 2 months ago (5 children)

That happens nightly unless a user is still running which causes the next day to run all slow and laggy

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I'm fairly certain that would be impossible to have all users logged off at the same time

[–] Lag@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just pause time itself. There, everyone is sleeping.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

As someone who seems to have a 36 hour circadian rhythm, my life would be dramatically better if I could pause time to sleep when needed, actually been a dream of mine for about 25 years

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[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 0 points 2 months ago

I can already feel the GPU getting warmer and warmer...

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Wh-A-A-A-t?¿?

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[–] troed@fedia.io 0 points 2 months ago

This is quite plausible if one subscribes to Boström's Simulation Argument.

Which any sane Vulcan of course does.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

You're gonna need a bigger gpu - Chief Brody

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, have you considered that perhaps that’s the point?

In the beginning was the Creation of the Universe. This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the second post in a row where I see Douglas Adams referenced.

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Time was when you would be in a forum and think "This is the second post in a row where nobody referenced Douglas Adams."

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How many billions of people have we got? It seems like the universe is very good at scaling.

And even if it crashes, why would that mean it disappears? If your computer crashes, does it typically stop working forever, or can you fix it?

For all we know, maybe it already crashes a lot and there is just no way for us to know about it.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If your data is in memory only, crashing will revert to the latest save, which could be forever ago.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But you wouldn’t know right?

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope

It could have happened a dozen times already.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why you walked into the room and forgot why you came in there.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would require data to be saved.

If any such thing happened, it would be seemless.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 months ago

I've had a rough week :(

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

FOV: 0.1

Render Distance: 13b light years

CPU: 😵‍💫

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Heat sink of the NVIDIA graphics card: And I took that personally

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Nah we’re fine, it doesn’t use processing power until we observe it. Maybe if we set up a bunch of observation posts and intentionally tried to DDOS reality, but I’m sure it has enough resources for our puny science.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, planck length & planck time are probably the resolution our simulation runs at. And collapsing superposition? Obviously just the "LoD" system only rendering what's relevant to the users/creators and wasting no resources on unused assets.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That suggests we can change the superposition collapse distance by changing how much were observing. By measuring the proportion of change as we turn on or off large-scale observation systems, we can calculate how much of the universe is being loaded by other users. We can finally start solving the drake equation!

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

We do need a reboot...

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

This is why the James Webb telescope was delayed

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Long before they crash we will lag.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Things already lag if it's moving near the max speed supported by the engine or near an object that requires a lot of calculations.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course. But since we are inside the simulation how would we know. Unless some systems lag more than others.

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There is something inherent about spending too much time with computers that warps people's brains into compulsively perceiving everything around them in digital logic.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, light pollution from cities cancels it out. The simulation used to need to render a detailed night sky for pretty much everyone on the planet. Now most people just get a dull greyish black.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 0 points 2 months ago

Lol it would be the simulators fault for trying to run the universe on a potato computer!

Just download more ram Mr Simulator!

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

At least it's a testable hypothesis. That's way farther than most pseudoscience does.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

And it would certainly help explain the state of the world, if the simulation had to divert more and more power to quantum physics and cosmological math, no cpu left for, you know, "people" to be intelligent..

Mfw we realize we live in a Rick and Morty episode...

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[–] evilcultist@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

“Who’s Neilty Son?”

Oh. Oooh, right.

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[–] Krono@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago

I like how she tags Neil DeGrasse Tyson as if the funny haha tv scientist podcast man is out there writing budget proposals for CERN or Fermilab

[–] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The simulation is intentionally choosing the most convoluted and incomprehensible content possible in order to try and stop us.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

You joke, but the James Webb DLC is tripping everyone up.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At some point you just gotta realise you won't support 2+k consumer graphics & simply let it render at less details.

Who is gonna know? Yes, boobs have always been triangles.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nuh un I saw that episode of Rick and Morty and if the simulation crashes we all get out chance to escape.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's only if you're a person from outside that was put into the simulation. If we're all just simulated beings we'd never know.

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