this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I have to know, even if I don't like what I see.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

William Dufoe? Promise?

[–] noyou@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Schrodinger's shlong.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.

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