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Senator Ted Cruz’s team said he returned to Texas ‘as fast as humanly possible’

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[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's really fast for lizard people. They usually have to bask for a while to get the metabolism up.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

or to shed thier skin, he could be zodiac killer basilisk.

[–] scott@lemmy.org 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just trying to keep everyone from shitting on him like that time he flew off on vacation when that deadly-ass snowstorm hit

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And was in Mexico during COVID IIRC

[–] scott@lemmy.org 1 points 4 days ago

Yup. Cancun.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Do people expect him or trump to save people or genuinely give a fuck?

Pure optics-based move. He ain't doing shit for Texas.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

does a reptilian humanoid care about humans?

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

please stop viting for him.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If he got back as fast as humanly possible then his alien-colony-of-vermin-in-a-human-suit-ass was sandbagging.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

cancun is where they change meat suits.

[–] MechKit@beehaw.org 3 points 5 days ago

As fast as humanly... 2 days later.