this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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What's difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly a gerbil up my ass.
Can you preserves a gerbil up there, tho?
depends. do you have a blender?
Because you don’t think the right way.
“Traffic” jam -> jizz
You’re welcome.
nooo pepe's hand is in his eye
Should see the word pain killer
Says the Germanon, as if his language was any better in that department.