The Onion

6334 readers

516 users here now

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

538

submitted 2 days ago by negativenull@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

13 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 13 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 days ago

I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

[–] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 9 points 2 days ago

LMFAO!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I fucking bought it right up to the end.

[–] griff@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The guests? I should hope so

[–] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Compost is beautiful

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

It's the shit

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.